This might be to FUNNY!

Question: what would you like to have? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo or Coffee? Answer: Tea please. Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice-tea or green tea? Answer: Ceylon tea. Question: How would u like it? Black or white? Answer: White. Question: Milk, whitener, or condensed milk? Answer: With milk Question: Goat milk, camel milk, or cow milk? Answer: With cow milk please. Question: milk from freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow? Answer: Um.. I'll take it black. Question: Would u like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? Answer: With sugar. Question: Beet sugar or cane sugar> Answer: Cane sugar Question: White. brown or yellow sugar? Answer: Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead. Question: Mineral water or still water? Answer: Mineral water Question: Flavoured or non-flavoured? Answer: Never mind, I'll rather die of thirst..